YOU SAID:
Is that a weed I'm calling the police
INTO JAPANESE
警察を呼んでいる雑草は、します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Weeds are calling the police.
INTO JAPANESE
雑草は、警察を呼んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Weed calls the police.
INTO JAPANESE
雑草は、警察を呼びます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Weeds call the police.
INTO JAPANESE
雑草は警察に電話する。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Weeds call the police.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.