YOU SAID:
*is quiet* *clears throat* what! snout stick applicator for world doormats should we go with door maps scenarios sham pain *laughter* okay are you today i are cool
INTO JAPANESE
*静かです* *喉をクリア*なんて!世界のドアマットのための鼻先棒アプリケーター私たちはドアマップのシナリオ偽装の痛みと一緒に行くべきである*笑い*大丈夫あなたは今日私はクールです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
* It's quiet * * Clear my throat * Why! Nose bar applicator for the world's door mat We should go with a door map scenario disguise pain * Laugh * okay you are cool today
INTO JAPANESE
*静かです* *喉をすっきり*なぜ!世界のドアマット用のノーズバーアプリケーター
BACK INTO ENGLISH
* Quiet * * Refresh your throat * Why! Nose bar applicator for the world's door mat
INTO JAPANESE
*静か* *喉をリフレッシュ*なんで!世界のドアマット用ノーズバーアプリケーター
BACK INTO ENGLISH
* Quiet * * Refresh your throat * Why! Nose bar applicator for the world's door mat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.