YOU SAID:
Is it weird that my cat licked me on my stomach?
INTO JAPANESE
それは奇妙な私の猫が私の胃に私を舐めたか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That strange my cat licked me in my stomach.
INTO JAPANESE
奇妙なことに、私の猫は私の胃の中で私を舐める。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oddly enough, my cat is licking me in my stomach.
INTO JAPANESE
奇妙なことに、私の猫は私の胃の中で私を舐めている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oddly enough, no.
INTO JAPANESE
奇妙なことに、一度もないね。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oddly enough, no.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.