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Is freezing dogshit illegal

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凍っているドッグシットは違法です

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Frozen dog sit is illegal

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冷凍犬座りは違法です

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Frozen dog sitting is illegal

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冷凍犬のお座りは違法です

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Sitting a frozen dog is illegal

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冷凍犬を座っては違法です

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Sitting a frozen dog is illegal