YOU SAID:
Is an orange an orange if an apple isn't an apple.
INTO JAPANESE
リンゴはリンゴをされていない場合は、オレンジをオレンジ色です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Not apples to apples, orange is orange.
INTO JAPANESE
いないリンゴにリンゴ、オレンジ色は、オレンジです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Not apples to apples, orange is orange.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.