YOU SAID:
IPLAYMINECRAFTEVERYDAYMYDADTHINKSIAMGAYIFAETEDITTICKLEDMYBUTTCHEEKSWIGGLEDITWASHOTITWASWARMSOIDIDITAGAIN
INTO JAPANESE
IPLAYMINECRAFTEVERYDAYMYDADTHINKSIAMGAYIFAETEDITTICKLEDMYBUTTCHEEKSWIGGLEDITWASHOTITWASWARMSOIDIDITAGAIN
BACK INTO ENGLISH
IPLAYMINECRAFTEVERYDAYMYDADTHINKSIAMGAYIFAETEDITTICKLEDMYBUTTCHEEKSWIGGLEDITWASHOTITWASWARMSOIDIDITAGAIN
INTO JAPANESE
IPLAYMINECRAFTEVERYDAYMYDADTHINKSIAMGAYIFAETEDITTICKLEDMYBUTTCHEEKSWIGGLEDITWASHOTITWASWARMSOIDIDITAGAIN
BACK INTO ENGLISH
IPLAYMINECRAFTEVERYDAYMYDADTHINKSIAMGAYIFAETEDITTICKLEDMYBUTTCHEEKSWIGGLEDITWASHOTITWASWARMSOIDIDITAGAIN
Come on, you can do better than that.