YOU SAID:
Iphone is the worst get android instead
INTO JAPANESE
iPhoneは最悪です、代わりにAndroidを買ってください
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iPhone sucks, buy an Android instead
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iPhoneはダメだ、代わりにAndroidを買う
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No iPhone, buy an Android instead
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iPhone はありません。代わりに Android を購入してください
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I don't have an iPhone. Buy Android instead
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iPhone を持っていません。代わりに Android を購入してください
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I don't have an iPhone. Buy Android instead
That's deep, man.