YOU SAID:
Ingest trousers because I love you.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたを愛しては、ズボンを摂取します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love you ingest the pants.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたを愛し、ズボンを摂取します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Love you, eat pants.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたを愛し、ズボンを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Love you, eat pants.
You love that! Don't you?