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In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey, eating pizza and also 9/11 was a government conspiracy. I don’t like sour cream, but I tolerate it in tacos.
INTO JAPANESE
チンパンジーの時代、私はサルで、ピザを食べていました。また、9/11 は政府の陰謀でした。私はサワークリームが好きではありませんが、タコスでは許容できます.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the chimpanzee days, I was a monkey and I was eating pizza. Also, 9/11 was a government conspiracy. I don't like sour cream, but it's acceptable in tacos.
INTO JAPANESE
チンパンジーの時代、私は猿になってピザを食べていました。また、9/11 は政府の陰謀でした。私はサワークリームが好きではありませんが、タコスでは許容されます.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was a chimpanzee, I was a monkey eating pizza. Also, 9/11 was a government conspiracy. I don't like sour cream, but it's acceptable in tacos.
INTO JAPANESE
私がチンパンジーだったとき、私はピザを食べる猿でした。また、9/11 は政府の陰謀でした。私はサワークリームが好きではありませんが、タコスでは許容されます.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was a chimpanzee, I was a monkey eating pizza. Also, 9/11 was a government conspiracy. I don't like sour cream, but it's acceptable in tacos.
You should move to Japan!