YOU SAID:
In the morning I wake up and pour coffee on myself
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝、トーストに蜂蜜を塗るのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to spread honey on my toast in the morning.
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝、トーストに蜂蜜を塗るのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to spread honey on my toast in the morning.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.