YOU SAID:
In Soviet Russia the bank robs you.
INTO JAPANESE
ソビエトロシアでは、銀行があなたを襲います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In Soviet Russia, banks attack you.
INTO JAPANESE
ソビエトロシアでは、銀行があなたを攻撃します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In Soviet Russia, banks attack you.
Come on, you can do better than that.