YOU SAID:
in dying inside i think i farted
INTO JAPANESE
中で死にかけている私はおならをしたと思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dying inside I think I farted
INTO JAPANESE
私はおならをしたと思います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i think i farted
INTO JAPANESE
おならしたと思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i think i farted
You should move to Japan!