YOU SAID:
In America I eat car in Russia cat eat me
INTO JAPANESE
アメリカではロシアで車を食べる猫は私を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the US cats eating cars in Russia eat me
INTO JAPANESE
アメリカではロシアで車を食べる猫が私を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the US cats eating cars in Russia eat me
You should move to Japan!