YOU SAID:
In a blind stupor caused by an excessive amount of drinking I ate my cat
INTO JAPANESE
過度の飲酒による昏迷状態で猫を食べてしまいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a cat in a stupor caused by excessive drinking
INTO JAPANESE
飲みすぎで昏睡状態になったときに猫を食べてしまった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a cat when I drank too much and fell into a coma
INTO JAPANESE
飲みすぎて昏睡状態になったら猫を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a cat when I drank too much and fell into a coma
That didn't even make that much sense in English.