YOU SAID:
In 1942, Pearl Harbor was bombed by the evil Japs, who wish to take your children and eat them.
INTO JAPANESE
1942 年に、真珠湾は、あなたの子供を取るし、それらを食べる人邪悪なジャップに爆撃されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pearl Harbor in 1942, take your kids and then was bombed in the evil Japs who eat them.
Come on, you can do better than that.