YOU SAID:
in 1922 i murdered my wife and covered it up pretty good but then my son ran away with his pregnant girlfriend and they became robbers and then they both died and then i went crazy and lived with a cow and now my fam is about to murder me
INTO JAPANESE
1922年に妻を殺してかなり覆いましたが、息子が妊娠中のガールフレンドと一緒に逃げ出し、強盗になって二人とも死にました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In 1922, he killed his wife and covered it a lot, but his son ran away with his pregnant girlfriend and became a robber and both died.
INTO JAPANESE
1922年に、彼は妻を殺し、それをたくさん覆いましたが、彼の息子は妊娠中のガールフレンドと逃げ出し、強盗になり、両方とも死にました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In 1922, he killed his wife and covered it a lot, but his son fled with a pregnant girlfriend, became a robber, and both died.
INTO JAPANESE
1922年、彼は妻を殺し、それをたくさん覆いましたが、彼の息子は妊娠中のガールフレンドと一緒に逃げ、強盗になり、両方とも死にました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In 1922, he killed his wife and covered it a lot, but his son fled with a pregnant girlfriend, became a robber, and both died.
You should move to Japan!