YOU SAID:

imagine the nicest human you've ever met rescues you and then immediately cuts your nuts off

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが今まで会った最も素敵な人間があなたを救い、すぐにあなたのナッツを切り落とす想像してみてください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Imagine the nicest human being you've ever met saved you and immediately cut off your nuts

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが今まで会った中で最も素敵な人間があなたを救い、すぐにあなたのナッツを切り落としたと想像してください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Imagine the nicest human being you've ever met saved you and immediately cut off your nuts