YOU SAID:
Imagine pooping in your bed and your girlfriend likes it and breathes it in and encouragesnthis behaviour despite being a 'sophisticated adult'
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのベッドでうんちを想像してみて、あなたのガールフレンドはそれを好きで呼吸し、「洗練された大人」であるにもかかわらず、この行動を奨励します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Imagine poo in your bed and encourage this behavior even though your girlfriend likes it and breathes and is a "sophisticated adult"
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのベッドでうんちを想像し、あなたのガールフレンドがそれを好きで呼吸し、「洗練された大人」であるにもかかわらず、この行動を奨励する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Imagine poo in your bed and encourage this behavior even though your girlfriend likes it and breathes and is a "sophisticated adult"
You should move to Japan!