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im not a crazy little dude who lost his shoes trying to run away from his dog's dad

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私は犬の父親から逃げようとして靴を失くしたような気の狂った男ではありません

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I'm not the mad man who lost his shoes trying to escape from his dog's father

INTO JAPANESE

私は犬の父親から逃げようとして靴を失くした狂人ではありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm not the madman who lost his shoes trying to escape from his dog's father

INTO JAPANESE

私は犬の父親から逃げようとして靴を失くした狂人ではありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm not the madman who lost his shoes trying to escape from his dog's father