YOU SAID:
im here daddy i don't even know her mama
INTO JAPANESE
私はここパパ私も彼女のママを知らない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I here dad I also do not know her mommy
INTO JAPANESE
私はここでお父さん私はまた彼女のママを知らない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am dad here I also do not know her mommy
INTO JAPANESE
私はここでパパです私はまた彼女のママを知らない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am dad here I also do not know her mommy
Come on, you can do better than that.