YOU SAID:
Im gonna slam my head into my keyboard now g[guuuuus;a bhvgbJIGSRLGWRJOLB UO
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私のキーボードの今の g [guuuuus; bhvgbJIGSRLGWRJOLB UO に頭を激突するつもりイム
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Now my keyboard g [guuuuus; bhvgbJIGSRLGWRJOLB UO to slam the head going to IM
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[Guuuuus; bhvgbJIGSRLGWRJOLB イムつもりの頭のスラムに UO 私のキーボード g 今
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[Guuuuus; bhvgbJIGSRLGWRJOLB im going to head slam UO my keyboard g now
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[Guuuuus; bhvgbJIGSRLGWRJOLB イム今私のキーボードの g ヘッド スラム UO に行く
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[Guuuuus; bhvgbJIGSRLGWRJOLB IM now going to my keyboard g head slam UO
INTO JAPANESE
[Guuuuus; bhvgbJIGSRLGWRJOLB イム今私キーボード g ヘッド スラム UO に行く
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[Guuuuus; bhvgbJIGSRLGWRJOLB IM now I go UO keyboard g head slam
INTO JAPANESE
[Guuuuus; bhvgbJIGSRLGWRJOLB イム今私は UO キーボード g ヘッド スラムを行く
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[Guuuuus; bhvgbJIGSRLGWRJOLB IM now I go UO keyboard g head slam
That didn't even make that much sense in English.