YOU SAID:
im gonna pee my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンをかわいそう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I feel sorry for my trousers.
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンを残念に思う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am sorry for the pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンを残念に思っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am sorry for the trousers.
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンを残念に思っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am sorry for the trousers.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.