YOU SAID:
im gonna hit you with a chair
INTO JAPANESE
私は椅子であなたを打つつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to hit you in the chair
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを椅子でhitります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will hit you in a chair
INTO JAPANESE
椅子でhitります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit in the chair
INTO JAPANESE
椅子にぶつかる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bump into a chair
INTO JAPANESE
椅子にぶつかる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bump into a chair
That didn't even make that much sense in English.