YOU SAID:
Im eating sausages while sausages are eating ham while ham is eating cake and cake is eating me
INTO JAPANESE
ハムがケーキを食べてケーキが私を食べている間にソーセージがハムを食べている間に私はソーセージを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat sausages while ham eats cake and cakes eat me while sausage is eating ham
INTO JAPANESE
ソーセージはハムを食べながら私はソーセージを食べ、ケーキはケーキを食べ、ソーセージはハムを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As sausage eats ham, I eat sausage, cake eats cake, sausage eats ham
INTO JAPANESE
ソーセージがハムを食べると、私はソーセージを食べ、ケーキはケーキを食べ、ソーセージはハムを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When sausage eats ham, I eat sausage, cake eats cake, sausage eats ham
INTO JAPANESE
ソーセージがハムを食べると、ソーセージを食べ、ケーキはケーキを食べ、ソーセージはハムを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When sausage eats ham, eat sausage, cake eats cake, sausage eats ham
INTO JAPANESE
ソーセージがハムを食べると、ソーセージを食べ、ケーキはケーキを食べ、ソーセージはハムを食べる
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