YOU SAID:
Im dying. When will Dan and Phil post again?
INTO JAPANESE
私は死ぬ。 DanとPhilはいつポストするのですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm dying. When will Dan and Phil post?
INTO JAPANESE
私は死ぬ。 DanとPhilはいつ掲載するのですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm dying. When will Dan and Phil post?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.