YOU SAID:
Im dead inside and eating pie
INTO JAPANESE
中に死んでイムとパイを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dead inside and eat im and pie
INTO JAPANESE
中で死んでイムとパイを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am dead inside and eat im and pie
INTO JAPANESE
私は中で死んでいて、イムとパイを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am dead inside and eat im and pie
That didn't even make that much sense in English.