YOU SAID:
im christian if we came from apes how come were not hairy and have a big mouth and did we end up looking like we do know and besides there isnt any serious proof of apes they showd a video saying an ape was wondering around in the forest that thing looked exactly like a costume that i had saw at a store know one ever cought an ape
INTO JAPANESE
im キリスト教私たちがどのように来るが毛むくじゃらだったない猿から来た大きな口を持っているし、我々 は結局、我々 知っているように見える場合、ほかの重大な証拠がない猿彼ら猿を言ってビデオを彷徨っていましたら、森にそっくりだったこと showd 店で見たいた衣装猿 1 つ今まで咳を知っています。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.