YOU SAID:
im a turtle and im married to a cat
INTO JAPANESE
イムはカメとイムは猫と結婚した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Im tortured Tort and Im married a cat
INTO JAPANESE
Imは不法行為を拷問し、Imは猫と結婚した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Im tortured torts and Im got married to a cat
INTO JAPANESE
Imは拷問された不法行為とImは猫と結婚した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Im tortured tort and Im married a cat
INTO JAPANESE
Imは不法行為を拷問し、Imは猫と結婚した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Im tortured torts and Im got married to a cat
INTO JAPANESE
Imは拷問された不法行為とImは猫と結婚した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Im tortured tort and Im married a cat
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