YOU SAID:
im a little salami short and full of pork
INTO JAPANESE
im 短いと豚肉の小さなサラミ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
IM short and small salami of pork
INTO JAPANESE
豚肉の IM 短くて小さなサラミ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Short pork IM small salami
INTO JAPANESE
短い豚 IM 小さなサラミ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Short pig IM small salami
INTO JAPANESE
短い豚 IM 小さなサラミ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Short pig IM small salami
That didn't even make that much sense in English.