YOU SAID:
ill burn that bridge when i come to it
INTO JAPANESE
私がそれに来ると病気はその橋を燃やす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will burn the bridge if I come to it
INTO JAPANESE
私がそれに来るなら、私は橋を燃やすだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I come to it, I will burn the bridge
INTO JAPANESE
私がそれに来るならば、私は橋を燃やすだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I come to it, I will burn the bridge
That didn't even make that much sense in English.