YOU SAID:
Iguanas were falling out of the trees. He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer.
INTO JAPANESE
イグアナは木から落ちていました。彼はフルーツループを踏みつけたため、シリアルキラーになりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The iguana had fallen from the tree. He trampled on the fruit loop and became a serial killer.
INTO JAPANESE
イグアナは木から落ちていました。彼はフルーツループを踏みにじり、連続殺人犯になりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The iguana had fallen from the tree. He trampled on the fruit loop and became a serial killer.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.