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If Zelda were an ambulance, I'd eat sweatshops by Friday the 14, 30567. If Zelda were a rainbow, I'd find and kill the rabbit who stole my mom. If there's nothing else to eat, I will eat my foot and spit it out, and it will turn into Zelda.

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ゼルダが救急車だったら、3 0567年14日金曜日までにスウェットショップを食べました。ゼルダが虹だったら、母を盗んだウサギを見つけて殺しました。他に食べるものがなければ、足を食べて吐き出すとゼルダになります。

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If Zelda was an ambulance, I had eaten the sweatshop by Friday, 14th, 3 0567. If Zelda was a rainbow, I found and killed the rabbit that stole my mother. If you have nothing else to eat, eat your feet and spit them out to become Zelda.

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ゼルダが救急車だったら、3 0567年14日金曜日までにスウェットショップを食べていた。ゼルダが虹だったら、母を盗んだうさぎを見つけて殺した。他に食べるものがない場合は、足を食べて吐き出し、ゼルダになります。

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If Zelda was an ambulance, he would have eaten the sweatshop by Friday, 14th, 3 0567. If Zelda was a rainbow, he found and killed the rabbit that stole his mother. If you have nothing else to eat, eat your feet and spit out, becoming Zelda.

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ゼルダが救急車だったら、14日、3 0567年金曜日までにスウェットショップを食べていたでしょう。ゼルダが虹だったら、彼は母親を盗んだウサギを見つけて殺した。他に食べるものがない場合は、足を食べて吐き出し、ゼルダになります。

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If Zelda had been an ambulance, she would have eaten sweatshops by Friday 14th, 3 0567. If Zelda was a rainbow, he found and killed the rabbit that stole his mother. If you have nothing else to eat, eat your feet and spit them out, and you will be zelda.

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もしゼルダが救急車だったら、彼女は14日金曜日までにスウェットショップを食べていたでしょう。ゼルダが虹だったら、彼は母親を盗んだウサギを見つけて殺した。あなたが食べるものが他に何もない場合は、足を食べて吐き出すと、あなたはゼルダになります。

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If Zelda was an ambulance, she would have eaten the sweatshop by Friday the 14th. If Zelda was a rainbow, he found and killed the rabbit that stole his mother. If you have nothing else to eat, eat your feet and spit out and you will become Zelda

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ゼルダが救急車だったとしたら、彼女は14日金曜日までにスウェットショップを食べていただろう。ゼルダが虹だった場合、彼は母親を盗んだウサギを見つけて殺しました。他に食べるものがない場合は、足を食べて吐き出すとゼルダになります

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Had Zelda been an ambulance, she would have eaten a sweatshop by Friday the 14th. If Zelda was a rainbow, he found and killed the rabbit that stole his mother. If you have nothing else to eat, eat your feet and spit them out to become Zelda

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ゼルダが救急車だったとしたら、彼女は14日金曜日までにスウェットショップを食べていただろう。ゼルダが虹だった場合、彼は母親を盗んだウサギを見つけて殺しました。他に食べるものがない場合は、足を食べて吐き出し、ゼルダになります

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If Zelda had been an ambulance, she would have eaten a sweatshop by Friday the 14th. If Zelda was a rainbow, he found and killed the rabbit that stole his mother. If you have nothing else to eat, eat your feet and spit them out and you will be zelda

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ゼルダが救急車だったとしたら、彼女は14日金曜日までにスウェットショップを食べていただろう。ゼルダが虹だった場合、彼は母親を盗んだウサギを見つけて殺しました。他に食べるものがない場合は、足を食べて吐き出すとゼルダになります

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If Zelda had been an ambulance, she would have eaten a sweatshop by Friday the 14th. If Zelda was a rainbow, he found and killed the rabbit that stole his mother. If you have nothing else to eat, eat your feet and spit them out and you'll be zelda

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ゼルダが救急車だったとしたら、彼女は14日金曜日までにスウェットショップを食べていただろう。ゼルダが虹だった場合、彼は母親を盗んだウサギを見つけて殺しました。他に食べるものがない場合は、足を食べて吐き出すとゼルダになります

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Had Zelda been an ambulance, she would have eaten a sweatshop by Friday the 14th. If Zelda was a rainbow, he found and killed the rabbit that stole his mother. If you have nothing else to eat, eat your feet and spit them out to become Zelda

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ゼルダが救急車だったとしたら、彼女は14日金曜日までにスウェットショップを食べていただろう。ゼルダが虹だった場合、彼は母親を盗んだウサギを見つけて殺しました。他に食べるものがない場合は、足を食べて吐き出し、ゼルダになります

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Had Zelda been an ambulance, she would have eaten a sweatshop by Friday the 14th. If Zelda was a rainbow, he found and killed the rabbit that stole his mother. If you have nothing else to eat, eat your feet and spit out, becoming Zelda

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ゼルダが救急車だったとしたら、彼女は14日金曜日までにスウェットショップを食べていただろう。ゼルダが虹だった場合、彼は母親を盗んだウサギを見つけて殺しました。他に食べるものがない場合は、足を食べて吐き出し、ゼルダになります

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Had Zelda been an ambulance, she would have eaten a sweatshop by Friday the 14th. If Zelda was a rainbow, he found and killed the rabbit that stole his mother. If you have nothing else to eat, eat your feet and spit out, becoming Zelda