YOU SAID:
if your reading this i've just stole your left nut
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがこれを読んであれば、私はちょうどあなたの左のナットを盗んました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are reading this, I just was stealing your left nut
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがこれを読んでいるなら、私はちょうどあなたの左のナットを盗んました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are reading this, I just was stealing your left nut
That didn't even make that much sense in English.