YOU SAID:
If your haircut goes wrong, wear a hat
INTO JAPANESE
散髪がうまくいかない場合は、帽子をかぶってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If your haircut doesn't work, wear a hat
INTO JAPANESE
ヘアカットが機能しない場合は、帽子をかぶってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the haircut does not work, wear a hat
INTO JAPANESE
散髪がうまくいかない場合は、帽子をかぶってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If your haircut doesn't work, wear a hat
INTO JAPANESE
ヘアカットが機能しない場合は、帽子をかぶってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the haircut does not work, wear a hat
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