YOU SAID:

if your gonna poo poo you better put pee pee in front of it

INTO JAPANESE

うんちするなら、その前に pee pee 置いたほうがいい

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If you poop, you should put pee pee in front of it

INTO JAPANESE

うんちするなら、おしっこを前に置くべき

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you poop, you should put your pee in front

INTO JAPANESE

うんちするなら、おしっこを前に出しましょう

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If you poop, let's pee in front

INTO JAPANESE

うんちしたら前でおしっこしましょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you poop, let's pee in front