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if your femur sees the light of day you should panic

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大腿骨が日の目を見るとパニックになります

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The femur panics when it sees the light of day

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日の光を見ると大腿骨がパニックになります

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The femur panics when you see the sunlight

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日光を見ると大腿骨がパニックになります

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Femur panics when looking at sunlight

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日光を見ると大腿骨がパニックになります

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Femur panics when looking at sunlight