YOU SAID:
If your cat likes saltines, you don't like parties. Those parties may also dump the wumps of the hephalump!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの猫が塩味が好きなら、あなたはパーティーが好きではありません。それらのパーティーはまた、ヘファランプの塊を捨てることができます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If your cat likes saltiness, you don't like parties. Those parties can also throw away the chunks of Heffalump!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの猫が塩味が好きなら、あなたはパーティーが好きではありません。それらのパーティーは、ズオウの塊を捨てることもできます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If your cat likes saltiness, you don't like parties. Those parties can also throw away the chunks of Heffalump!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.