YOU SAID:
If your bottom burps in public
INTO JAPANESE
公共の場であなたの下 burps する場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you under your burps in public
INTO JAPANESE
場合は公共の場であなたの burps 下
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If the public is under your burps
INTO JAPANESE
国民が、burps 場合
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It burps if national
INTO JAPANESE
それは burps 場合国立
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It burps if national
You should move to Japan!