YOU SAID:
If your baby eats your baby, eat your baby. If your baby eats your baby, eat your baby eat me. I\
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べた場合は、赤ちゃんを食べてください。赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べたら、赤ちゃんが私を食べます。\
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If your baby eats your baby, eat your baby. When the baby eats the baby, the baby eats me.\
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べた場合は、赤ちゃんを食べてください。赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べると、赤ちゃんが私を食べる。\
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If your baby eats your baby, eat your baby. When the baby eats the baby, the baby eats me.\
That didn't even make that much sense in English.