YOU SAID:
If your baby eats your baby, eat your baby. If your baby eats your baby, eat your baby eat me.
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べた場合は、赤ちゃんを食べてください。赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べたら、赤ちゃんが私を食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If your baby eats your baby, eat your baby. When the baby eats the baby, the baby eats me.
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べた場合は、赤ちゃんを食べてください。赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べると赤ちゃんが私を食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If your baby eats your baby, eat your baby. When a baby eats a baby, the baby eats me.
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べた場合は、赤ちゃんを食べてください。赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べると赤ちゃんが私を食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If your baby eats your baby, eat your baby. When a baby eats a baby, the baby eats me.
Come on, you can do better than that.