YOU SAID:
If your baby eats your baby, eat your baby. If your baby eats your baby, eat your baby.
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べた場合は、赤ちゃんを食べてください。赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べた場合は、赤ちゃんを食べてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If your baby eats your baby, eat your baby. If your baby eats your baby, eat your baby.
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べた場合は、赤ちゃんを食べてください。赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べた場合は、赤ちゃんを食べてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If your baby eats your baby, eat your baby. If your baby eats your baby, eat your baby.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
