YOU SAID:
if young retro don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you.
INTO JAPANESE
レトロな若者があなたを信用しないなら、私はあなたを撃つつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a retro young man does not trust you, I will shoot you.
INTO JAPANESE
レトロな若い男があなたを信用しないなら、私はあなたを撃つでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a retro young man does not trust you, I will shoot you.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.