YOU SAID:
If you won't take me there, I will just have to unicycle my way towards California.
INTO JAPANESE
連れて行ってくれないなら、一輪車でカリフォルニアに向かうしかないよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you won't take me, I'll have to ride my unicycle to California.
INTO JAPANESE
連れて行ってくれないなら、一輪車でカリフォルニアまで行かなければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't take me, I'll have to ride a unicycle to California.
INTO JAPANESE
連れて行ってくれなかったら、一輪車でカリフォルニアまで行かなければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't take me, I'll have to ride a unicycle to California.
Okay, I get it, you like Translation Party.