YOU SAID:
If you were on fire and I had water i'd drink it
INTO JAPANESE
私がそれを飲む場合は火と水を持っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I drink it had fire and water
INTO JAPANESE
それは火と水を飲む場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it's fire and water to drink
INTO JAPANESE
それは火と水を飲む場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it's fire and water to drink
Come on, you can do better than that.