YOU SAID:
if you were mine you wouldn't be able to sit down for a week
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私のものだったら、一週間座れないだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are mine you will not be able to sit for a week
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私のものであるなら、あなたは一週間座ることができないでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are mine you will not be able to sit for a week
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