YOU SAID:

If you were me and I were you would you do a poo on my lawn and call me susan?

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが私であれば、私はあなたが私の芝生でプーズを行い、スーザンと呼ぶでしょうか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you are me, will I do a pause on my lawn and call it Susan?

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが私であれば、私は芝生で休憩をしてスーザンと呼ぶでしょうか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you are me, would I call a Susan by taking a break on the lawn?

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが私の場合は、芝生を休んでスーザンに電話しますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you are me, will you rest your lawn and call Susan?

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが私であれば、芝生を休んでスーザンに電話しますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you are me, will you rest your lawn and call Susan?