YOU SAID:
If you were half as funny as you thought you were, you would be twice as funny as you are now!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが思っていたよりも半分おかしかったとしたら、あなたは今の2倍おかしいでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it was half as funny as you thought, you would be twice as funny as it is now!
INTO JAPANESE
思ったより半分おもしろかったら、今の2倍おもしろい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it's half as interesting as you think, it's twice as interesting as it is now!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが思っているよりも半分面白いとしたら、今の2倍面白いです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it's half as interesting as you think, it's twice as interesting as it is now!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.