YOU SAID:
If you were butter, you would eat yourself
INTO JAPANESE
バターだったら、自分で食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it ’s butter, eat it yourself
INTO JAPANESE
バターなら自分で食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat your own butter
INTO JAPANESE
自分のバターを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat your own butter
That's deep, man.