YOU SAID:
If you were born with your legs coming out first, you briefly wore your mother as a hat.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの足が先に出てくるように生まれたならば、あなたは帽子としてあなたの母親を簡単に身に着けていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you were born with your feet coming out, you easily wore your mother as a hat.
INTO JAPANESE
足が出て生まれてきた場合は、母親は帽子のように身に着けていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The mother wore like a hat when the legs were born and born.
INTO JAPANESE
足が生まれて生まれたとき、母親は帽子のように身に着けていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the legs were born and born, the mother wore like a hat.
INTO JAPANESE
足が生まれて生まれたとき、母親は帽子のように身に着けていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the legs were born and born, the mother wore like a hat.
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