YOU SAID:

if you were a taco, I would eat you in a second.

INTO JAPANESE

タコスなら、私は 2 番目のあなたを食べたいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Taco if I want to eat you first.

INTO JAPANESE

まずあなたを食べたい場合はタコ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you want to eat you first is the Octopus.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたを食べたい場合最初のタコです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you want to eat the first Octopus is.

INTO JAPANESE

最初のタコを食べたい場合は。

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If you want to eat the first Octopus.

INTO JAPANESE

場合を最初のタコを食べたいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you want to eat the first Octopus.